My Personal Workflow (Updated)

Workflow Word Cloud

The other week, I was catching up with a friend who inquired how I get shit done without forgetting about it.

Then the beginnings of this blog post spewed from my mouth.

Then I turned around and wrote everything down. Brace yourselves: wonky shit is about to go down. This post details my regular workflow for tying together my personal & work lives across multiple devices & roles.


Regardless of device or tool, my workflow had to start somewhere. For many years, my system has been David Allen’s “Getting Things Done” (GTD), which I follow to a “T”.

My workflow serves these personal goals:

  • To remain organized. Enough to be productive but not become a hamster beholden to the workflow system itself
  • Retain knowledge for future review. Especially, don’t expend energy re-learning repeating tasks in the future
  • Reduce unnecessary noise or friction. Flow everything through a minimal number of inboxes, or use tools to automate where inboxes cannot be eliminated
  • Perform all of the above as efficiently as possible

Notice my goals don’t include never missing a task or always keeping my head above water. Like anyone else, I occasionally find myself drowning in unfinished business, or that the errant to-do has slipped off my radar. Instead, I am realistic and aim to minimize these exceptions and have a greater overall command of what’s on my plate.

Let’s start walking through my tools and the problems they solve.

The Tools and Platforms

Remember the Milk

Remember the Milk (RtM) is a web-based task manager that has been around since 2004, longer than your mom. I’ve personally used it since 2009, although not without occasionally flirting with competitors like Todoist, Omnifocus, Trello, Wunderlist, and more.  What makes me stick with RtM are the following combined:

  • It’s everywhere. A web interface accessible from anywhere. iPhone, Android and Windows Phone apps. Integrations with Gmail, Google Calendar, and Evernote. A robust API with third-parties developing for it. There are tons of ways to use RtM.
  • It’s stable. While the service has not changed much since 2004, they haven’t needed to because they got things right the first time.
  • Its data entry is the quickest. Their Smart Add feature, where I can enter all the parameters for my task (due date, start time, estimated time, priority, location, tags, etc.) by tagging them in the same text box I use to enter the actual task description, has yet to be matched by any competitor.

RtM allows you to create Smart Lists, which are saved searches. To drive GTD using RtM, I have several different Smart Lists which allow me to identify “next actions” at both work and home, so I can keep driving on those and “someday” tasks once punted to the future but now due. My setup mostly involves this one described in their blog.

Using finely-tuned Smart Lists, I find it easy to focus on tasks and filter out noise using the web application itself. The mobile application’s interface differs enough that I use it solely for data entry. On days where I feel über-distracted, I will print out my day’s task list and work exclusively from paper. It’s got an old-school feel to it, especially the dopamine hit you get when physically scratching off a completed task. I will also use the back of the printout to capture the day’s call/meeting notes. Then at the end of the day, I’ll review my chicken-scratch and move anything worth preserving into other tools, such as notes tied to the original RtM tasks.

In Safari, I have RtM setup as the first bookmark in my Favorites, which positions it front-and-center on the browser’s toolbar. This is purposeful, as hitting ⌘-1 while Safari is in focus will automatically launch your first-positioned Favorite. So to fire RtM, it’s a simple, out-of-the-box keyboard shortcut to quickly get my task management system in focus.

While nearly every task manager product supports inbounding tasks via email, RtM has a slick workflow for their form. The subject line of your email acts the same as their Smart Add field. This means it supports all the same tagging features as entering a task online. For example, if I get a work email which I can’t immediately complete, I can forward it to RtM, tag it with a due date, time estimate, etc. Then at that point, I can file the original email itself to keep my inbox clean!


In my opinion, any calendar is fine, as long as you follow the same tenets below. My experiences are based on digital calendars, although I know some of you Luddites will always cling to your paper calendars.

I view all meetings as interruptions of my time. To cut down on this, use a rolling block of time to keep people from last-minute scheduling. For example, at the beginning of the day I plan out what I need to get accomplished based on how my calendar looks — if I don’t have an appointment, then the time in between is designated for achieving the day’s tasks. I then immediately create an all-day appointment that makes my calendar look full. I do this to prevent people from sending me invites for 2:00pm meetings at 1:30pm — and thwarting the feeling that I must go because my calendar did say I was free. By doing this, I am ensuring I get the day’s tasks done, and these people can always meet with me the following day when I can plan ahead for the interruption. Sometimes I go extreme and extend the block to the following day, just to get some relief from the pressure of meeting. Go ahead, try it. It feels soooo good!

In the past, I used to just schedule blocks of time to ensure I got things done. For example, I’d reserve every morning on my calendar, which forced all meetings to the afternoon. This worked well for me, since mornings are when I’m most-focused while afternoons are when I want to sit and not think too hard.

Above all, schedule daily blocks of time to triage your inboxes. I always take the first and last 15 minutes of each day to ensure my task list gets reviewed and the day’s activities get keyed into status reports & time-keeping systems. This also prevents people from scheduling 4:00pm meetings on Fridays (there’s a special place in hell for those individuals).


Evernote is like some of my ex-girlfriends: at the time we were together, it was lots of fun. Then I look back and wonder, “What was I thinking?!”

At my previous employer, Evernote was my everything. This was because they did not have a robust internal CMS. I spent years fighting bureaucracy to establish a wiki, which always failed because old-school business people were like “What’s a wiki?” and because of the executive’s allegiance to Sharepoint (partially due to the company’s Microsoft alliance). It was natural to turn my attention inward and retain knowledge using Evernote.

Since I’ve left that company for greener (or redder) pastures, I rarely touch Evernote. This is because my company is a Google Drive/Confluence shop. Within both, I get generous amounts of space and creative freedom, and what I document is instantly available to others & searchable. Couple this with Evernote’s maddening design practices, where Evernote apps on different platforms support different features and use different UIs, using Evernote is hardly a seamless experience.

Nowadays, Evernote serves the following purposes for me:

  • Managing complex, long tasks. Since RtM doesn’t (yet) support parent/child tasks, it’s not suited to tracking projects. Therefore, that type of effort lives within Evernote notes, where I use a soup of bulleted lists and checkboxes to manage tasks. Examples: annual tax return, various home renovation projects, call logs.
  • Creating a reference library. I long ago began a healthy habit of storing PDFs of product manuals, warranties, recipes, e-books, etc. within Evernote and ridding myself of the paper versions. This is especially useful for things I look at rarely, such as the home alarm instructions when it’s freaking out at 3:00am on some random weekend night.
  • Backup redundancy. I’ll pump my various social media posts (Twitter, Foursquare/Swarm, Instagram) to single or multiple Evernote notes, as a secondary backup. Before Twitter starting providing you copies of your Twitter archive for download at anytime, this was one of the few means for hosting a searchable personal archive. See below for how I actually drive these archives.
  • Rough drafts of new blog posts. As the WordPress “edit post” screen is still a brutal, distracting mess (even with 4.0’s “distraction-free writing” functionality), I still utilize.

Going back to RtM, one nifty feature it supports is Evernote integration. Once setup, any Evernote note (should I ever have to say “Evernote note”?) with a reminder gets a corresponding RtM task that contains a link to the web version of Evernote. This is helpful because RtM works better to “tickle” me than Evernote ever will (Evernote notifications are not S.M.A.R.T. and the Evernote application itself is always a bloated mess no matter the platform). The reminder appears in RtM along with my other reminders. I can also click the Evernote icon displayed on the RtM task, which then displays the note within Evernote’s web version of Evernote then I can make the necessary updates in Evernote. This works from all RtM apps, both iOS and web client.


Of course I use Dropbox. And if you don’t, how the fuck do you get anything done in this work?

I use Dropbox for two main purposes:

  • Backup redundancy. sound familiar? Just like Evernote, but for all my social media assets, including my full Twitter archive. One can never be too paranoid. Can they? Can they?!
  • Connective tissue between devices. Because I use my personal MacBook Pro at work, but am still saddled with a Windows PC for certain programs, I have several folders I use to transfer common files between machines. This allows me to maximize the strengths of each platform (start an email on my MacBook, create a screenshot on my Windows PC, drop the screenshot into Dropbox, jump back to the MacBook to include the screenshot in my email, rinse, repeat). I also leverage this sync for personal means, such as my 1Password archive.

I also use Dropbox for some minor yet important purposes:

  • A “someday” folder for files. I sometimes have a pile of digital assets I can’t even get around to processing anytime soon. I can dump them into a Dropbox folder and forget about them until I have time or need to recover disk space.
  • Sharing family data. The program I use to maintain our family budget leverages Dropbox. I will reconcile our checking accounts on my machine, then my wife (running Dropbox on her machine) can use the same budgeting program to have instant access to our finances.

One nifty Dropbox feature that doesn’t get much pub is their Screenshots feature. You can define Dropbox to capture screenshots, which overrides any native functionality on your platform. I like this on a Mac, because it keeps screenshots from cluttering up my Desktop (the default location).

Like Evernote, I have enough Dropbox storage that I’m not yet compelled to overly-organize or cull anything. I let it pile up until I need room. If you’re a free Dropbox user, I highly recommend doing everything you can to maximize your storage allotment.


Email sucks. Even Gmail sucks. Don’t use it to manage anything!  Forget organizing folders and labels, or task-management. I’m willing to bet my and your first-borns that you don’t search email enough to justify all the nested folders you’ve created in the past.

Instead, focus on reducing volume: archive everything you receive (including the junk) into one folder, then use Gmail search to find what you need. You have way too much Gmail space to be concerned with deleting anything. Gmail’s organization of conversations into single-line threads helps to eliminate noise in your search (Outlook could really use this, although it’s getting there). In the past, I used to label everything “Alerts”, “Bills”, “Comments”, etc. until it just became a burden and the email log-jammed.

I do highly recommend filters, as they are so choice. I use exactly one filter: it marks everything as read the moment it is received. It works on everything with one exception: emails from my wife are never marked read. This way, the unread count badges on my iPhone only appear when her emails come across, as I consider them priorities.

Some grandfatherly advice:

    • Use GMail Labs to your advantage. My favorites include “Quick Links“, which saves your searches as shortcuts in the sidebar and “Undo Send“. My all-time bae “Send & Archive”, which immediately archives email threads after you sent a reply, graduated from Gmail Labs to be a production feature!
    • Use actionable subjects. If someone at work sends you an email subjected “Question”, change the subject of your reply to the actual topic being discussed. This will help you down the line, in the event you are searching for specific text.
    • Don’t be afraid to talk to yourself. Reply to just yourself and record notes — they’ll be maintained along with the conversation thread, and you’ll always know what the last place you were at.
    • Reduce noise. Unsubscribe from newsletters, as there are more-efficient means to gain the information they include (such as Twitter). Create filters to automatically archive racists email forwards sent by your family.
    • Turn off chat. Does anyone use GChat anymore, anyway?
    • Only check email 2 or 3 times a day. Most of the time, I check it when I get to work, after lunch, and right before I leave. I then close my client and concentrate on actual work. This removes the pressure to respond because of a false sense of immediacy — if anything is truly important, people will find alternative ways to contact you (telephone, IM, etc.).


Gmail’s functionality is great, but it is still limited. Luckily, the Mailbox app has helped bridge some of these gaps.

GTD mandates that you handle tasks immediately if they can be done in a couple minutes, or you push them out to clear your working area. Mailbox’s biggest strength are its tools for achieving Inbox Zero. Using swipe gestures, you can quickly unjam your inbox via archives and snoozes. And the snoozes are fairly intelligent. You can boot items to later in the day, the evening, the next morning, the weekend, next week, a month out, or “someday” (the burn-it-with-fire option). Since Mailbox entered my life, I’ve never suffered from “inbox paralysis”, where your inbox is so full that you’d rather go to your happy place vs. try to tackle its mountain of work.

Use these snoozes to your advantage. For example, they’re great for tracking packages. If you order something that won’t arrive for a week, snooze the order confirmation email for eight days out. That way, you don’t forget that you ordered something — the day after its scheduled arrival, you’ll see the email popup in Mailbox and you can swipe to complete it.

The same principle applies for email conversations. Anytime I have a task that’s moved into email, I usually keep tracking it there. For example in RtM, I might have a task to discuss something with someone; I initiate the conversation in email, close out the RtM task, then use snoozes after my last reply to ensure that the conversation does not get dropped.

In other words, trust Mailbox tell you when something needs to be done.

Mailbox is currently beta-testing a desktop version of their client. I’ve found it’s not nearly as useful, not because it’s missing any significant feature, but because it’s far easier to process an inbox using your iPhone + thumb vs. MacBook + mouse/trackpad.


By Messages, I am referring to the like-named applications on both iOS and OS X.

Until recent years, Messages was more often a black hole where conversations went to die. Unlike Gmail, where I have greater incentive to live within the tool and constantly trim its discussion pools, someone would send me a message, I’d read it & be unable to respond at that point, then I’d forget I ever got it.

It used to be that messages only appeared on your iOS devices. Then Mac OS X Mountain Lion offered unified messaging for Apple’s iMessage protocol. If you were on an iOS/OS X client and sent a message to another user using the same platform(s), the message would appear within all their clients. Once I started receiving messages on my computer, I started responding much more often and verbosely.

Unified messaging was slick, but still not fool-proof: about 5% of my friends do not use iOS, which means they still send old-skool text messages. For those people, they were falling into the same black hole that pre-Mountain Lion messages did. Then Apple got their shit together and shipped Mac OS X Yosemite, with its support for sending text messages from your Mac’s Messages app. Finally, unified messaging across all my devices.

My Messages advice is simple:

  • Turn on unified messaging. Then treat OS X Messages like an email inbox: keep conversations open and continuously respond to them; don’t close them until driven to completion.
  • Turn on iCloud message archiving. This gives me the comfort of closing conversations after sending replies. Thanks to the history, whenever the other parties reply, the entire conversation thread will reappear & I can remember where we left off.
  • Make it both unified and universal. OS X Messages supports adding Jabber accounts, so you can use it for Facebook, WebEx Connect, and more. At least for Facebook, it allows me to overcome that platform’s black hole issues. Messages may support more than Jabber, but I haven’t tried.


Feedly is a online RSS aggregator, one of the many which stepped into the void left by the shutdown of Google Reader (RIP). I’m not wedded to Feedly over other providers, but it has consistently met my needs. I barely spend any time on Feedly’s website itself. Instead, its engine powers Newsify, the iPhone app I use to review my unread items.

While some  subjects require real-time access (weather and local news being the primary ones) are found in my Twitter stream (shameless plug inserted here), all other news I consume comes through Feedly. My top read feeds include:

In addition, I will also subscribe to development blogs for my favorite products, such as Day One, Instapaper, etc. This greatly reduces the chance of missing feature announcements, since I subscribe to just enough feeds to keep me busy but not so many that I can’t keep up with the firehose.

At one time, I used to also subscribe to personal blogs. However, I’ve stopped doing that in Feedly. This is because Feedly is great at consuming content, but not interacting with it. In addition, I’m often reading Feedly on my iPhone, so commenting on posts is painful to do on such a platform. I’ve found an alternate method for keeping up with these (see below).


If This Then That (IFTTT) is a powerful connective tissue that drives automation in many flexible ways. It allows me to take some of my recurring tasks and shift them into code, so I can forget about them. These tasks, called Recipes, can then be shared with other users. Here are my top Recipes; let me know if you want copies:

  • Starring a Feedly article sends it to Instapaper. Long reads especially, since they’re easier to consume there.
  • New personal blog posts are also sent to Instapaper. Doing so allows me to sit & concentrate on them there.
  • New tweets are sent to Evernote. These are compiled in a single note as redundant Twitter archive.
  • New Foursquare/Swarm checkins are sent to Evernote. These are also a single note, and it’s a great way to maintain a “passive diary”. This provides a great supporting mechanism for my actual journaling — if writing an entry about something days/weeks back, this Evernote note lets me determine where I was that day.
  • New Instagram posts are sent to Evernote. This is a killer way to archive my Instagram feed (another shameless plug), because you can include both the image and associated text/timestamps.
  • Favorited tweets are also sent to Evernote. Why not?
  • Tweets by my wife create an iOS notification. Because I’m interested in what she has to say. And so should you be. The old Tweetdeck for iOS (RIP) used to be great for this kind of stuff, but no Twitter client today allows you to follow a single individual’s stream — this is the best substitute I’ve found so far.

Nota bene regarding Evernote as a social media archive: like all apps, you have to authorize Evernote to play nice with them. However, Evernote authorizations expire once per year, and you aren’t told in advance (or ever) when they’ll happen. So don’t fully trust Evernote as your archive, as you might miss some posts before you reauthorize Evernote.


Like IFTTT, Buffer is another kind of connective tissue. It is a form of social media management you can use to schedule a queue of posts. I currently use it to spread certain Facebook and Twitter posts over the course of the day, so I don’t have large gaps of time between postings.

I use Buffer for many reasons:

  • Sharing interesting blog posts. During the same coffee talk that inspired this blog post, my friend asked me what motivates me to share. Largely, I read interesting things and want my friends to also experience them. Buffer’s deep integration into iOS allows me to easily share content from whatever app I find it within (Twitter, Newsify, etc.).
  • Time-shifting conversations. If I have a general thought I want to get out but don’t have time to monitor the subsequent conversation, I’ll throw it out onto Buffer, let it cross-post to all platforms after a certain delay. This affords me some time to get things done, then turn back to the threads I started.
  • Optimizing the time of my posts. Buffer runs on a schedule you define. Mine says to post 4 times a day, starting at 10am and every two hours after that. It allow me to share the interesting thing I read at 4:00am but not actually make it public until 10:00am at the earliest. This ensure that more eyeballs are around to read whatever I shared.
  • Cross-posting across multiple platforms. Whatever I am sharing, it is easy to post to Twitter and Facebook with minimal clicks. Otherwise, I would be resorting to doing the same steps twice in two different apps.

Buffer’s free plan supports 10 posts per platform queue. I’ve found this is plenty enough for me to get content out without a big backlog. If your queue is larger than your day’s schedule, you can either increase the frequency of your schedule, or just let Buffer work through your backlog over the course of several days.


Remember Instapaper, the modern-day equivalent of hiding shit under your bed when ordered by your parents to clean your room?  Well, it doesn’t have to be that way!

For GTD, I use Instapaper regularly. If something I encounter on Twitter or Feedly can be consumed quickly, I read it right then and there (the equivalent of the “2 minute rule”). However, if it is too long to consume until later, I punt it Instapaper, which becomes the “someday” folder for media.

Don’t be afraid to not read things — treat Instapaper as “nice to have” but not “must have” in terms of consumption, or you fall into “inbox paralysis” again. In other words, it’s not hurting anything to let it pile in Instapaper. Besides, you can always nuke it if its stack of unread articles daunts you too much.

Getting things into Instapaper is rather seamless. I primarily use a IFTTT Recipe to send starred Feedly articles to Instapaper. Just as often these days, I use Instapaper’s iOS 8 extension, which not only allows me to save any URL but also categorize it into sub-folders right then and there!

Getting things out of Instapaper is awkward, but works well enough in the end. I own an Amazon Kindle Paperwhite, which I’ve setup to receive an emailed digest of the last ten articles saved to Instapaper. While on the Kindle, I have some awkward but usable control over the articles. For example, I can archive completed articles (individually or in batches). Such articles get out of the way and eventually get purged during my irregular visits to the Instapaper website. You can also Like articles directly from the Kindle. I will Like articles as a reminder that I want to either share or blog about them. I remember to do this with an IFTTT Recipe, which takes my Instapaper Likes and creates RtM tasks, complete with all the necessary metadata (tags, location, list name, etc.) — that way, they don’t get lost in the soup of other tasks I already have in the system. From there, I will process them accordingly (post to Buffer, create a blog post draft, etc.) to get it out of its temporary home in RtM.

If you don’t own a Kindle, I highly recommend getting one. The above workflow ensures it’s always filled with a variety of interesting, free content. In addition, it drives getting me to “unplug” at the end of the day. Because it is always at my bedside, instead of browsing Twitter or posting to Instagram before bed (and having the screen’s blue light fuck up my biorhythms or scientific sumshit), I will plow through Instapaper articles on my Kindle and sleep like a baby.

My Other Tools

While outside of the specific theme of this post (organizing actions), these assist me by reducing friction across multiple platforms.

  • 1Password.  Consolidation of all credentials, both work & personal make Hulk happy . Ever since I adopted this tool, it’s cut down on things as simple as website navigation. For example, instead of going to the URL bar and typing “”, I can instead ⌘-\, type “Gmail”, hit enter, and I’m both taken to “” and authenticated with the least amount of typing. And when you do this several times a day for multiple websites, the time savings add up quick. As a result, I’ve been able to minimize the number of browser bookmarks I need, because 1Password basically acts like my bookmarks manager!
  • Post-It Notes.  I learned this trick from my day: keep a Post-It Notes pad and pen in every room. Write it thoughts immediately, then paste these on outside of laptop monitor. It’s hard to close/store your MacBook when there are a bunch of Post-Its sticking everywhere — my action would be to key these into RtM, then eventually triage them. I’ll also write down single actions per Post-It, then carry around and process the stack (examples: write down some phone numbers, walk down the street to grab lunch, call people while walking). Another good use is my “pile system”: write a Post-It Note, paste it to my keychain, later get in my car, paste the same note onto my rear view mirror, and stare at it during errands until complete. Yes, it’s physically awkward, but I remember shit!
  • Pen.  I knew a dude in high school who taught me to always walk around with a pen. Everywhere you go will always have something to write on, so you can’t fail to capture knowledge when necessary. Ever since I got an iPhone, I don’t carry the pens around anymore, but the analogy remains sound. For nearly three decades, I’ve been using nothing but these pens for sketching and note-taking; they take a pounding and last forever (like your mom, once again).
  • Notebook.  I always have one Moleskine notebook that I carry in my messenger bag. Nothing I ever write within is considered permanent; instead, it’s scratch paper for long-term thinking. And I do not retain these notebooks when full; when the end is nigh, I’ll review each page & rip out only the ones worth retaining.
  • Safari for iOS.  The ability to synchronize bookmarks, browser tabs, and history between iOS and OS X is occasionally helpful.
  • eBooks + Audiobooks. These sate my desire to remain educated and productive, but not tied to anything physical. Amazon has a great feature via Audible: you can purchase a Kindle e-book and matching Audible content, then use their Whispersync services to hand-off between the two. In other words, read the book before going to bed, wake up in the morning to drive to work, and listen to the audio version at the exact point you left off. Yes, it costs money, but you can splurge a little to keep your brain happy.
  • Notes (iOS and OS X).  I’ll use it to facilitate copy-and-paste between platforms, or to work out longer thoughts on iOS (this in combo with iOS Dictation is a killer set of tools).

The Unsolved Black Holes

As you see above, my workflow is complicated, largely because the soup of applications I use itself has a mishmash of incompatible DNA I’ve had to force into cooperation. However, there are still some workflow dead-ends I’m working to overcome. These include:

  • Using multiple desktop computers. As mentioned earlier, I have to manage two machines: my personal MacBook Pro and my work Windows PC. Whenever I’m on the latter, I lose access to much of the above, either because I’m barred from installing it or because the PC equivalents don’t work quite the same. I also can’t Remote Desktop into my work machine, so lately I’ve been seen using two machines at once (NERD!).
  • Facebook Messaging.  I half-jokingly tell friends that if they want me to never see what they have to say, send me a Facebook message. The barriers to using Facebook messaging are many, including the fact you must install a separate iPhone application (the OCD in me is strong when faced with a cluttered iOS screen).  I used to solve for this by turning on email notifications for new messages, so I could at least get notifications in my main inbox (Gmail) & use things like Gmail + Mailbox to track things, but Facebook email notifications don’t work the same anymore and I gave up.
  • YouTube Watch Later playlist.  Sometimes on Twitter, Facebook, or Feedly, I’ll encounter a video I want to watch but just can’t at the time. I’ll add it to a “Watch Later” YouTube playlist. I can’t remember ever opening that playlist. Watching video takes too much commitment/focus vs. other forms of consumption that either work offline (reading Feedly within underground train tunnel) or can be performed alongside other activity (listening to podcasts while running/driving). Yet I keep adding videos to that playlist….
  • Keeping Instapaper cleaned out. All of those articles I archive still sit in Instapaper; they just sit within the Archive folder instead of the main (inbox) folder. I don’t need to clean them out — they could remain there forever without causing trouble for my current workflow. However, they take up space on my iPhone when syncing Instapaper, and I’m a stickler for not wasting iPhone storage. Manually trashing my Instapaper archive is a manual process, with no way to automate it.
  • Sharing from my Kindle. Right now, IFTTT allows me to take my Instapaper Likes and create RtM tasks. I could fully automate this and directly post Likes to Twitter or Facebook, but I would lose the ability to drive which networks I post to, actually editing my post, etc. This is a Kindle, not Instapaper, limitation, and chances of this improving in the future are slim-to-none. One alternative would be to read Instapaper on my iPhone, but I try to avoid bright screens before going to bed. Another alternative would be not to share anything from my Kindle and get over my assumption that all y’all care what I have to say!
  • Keeping my Kindle Library organized. Amazon does a great job pretending they care about Kindles, but their lack of innovation in content management shows they don’t. All of those Instapaper digests that get emailed to my Kindle get deleted from there once I’m finished. However, a copy resides in the cloud, accessible from my online Amazon account. These things pile up, and the only way I can hard-delete them is one. At. A. Time. Kill. Me. Now.
  • iOS Camera Roll.  This is by far the biggest accumulator of trash in my life. I’d say less than 10% of the images I take are worth preserving, but keeping the other 90% from migrating to my MacBook Pro’s iPhotos application and eating up precious disk space takes specific, concentrated effort. I’m hoping that the upcoming OS X Photos app, with its deep integrations into iCloud and shared iOS devices, solves for some of this pain — I imagine I’ll be able to clean out photos on my iPhone and they’d disappear from my Mac simultaneously (and vice-versa).
  • iCloud Notes. Because iOS Evernote sucks donkey dick (bloated, unintuitive UI, ugly), I sometimes use iOS Notes write down thoughts before I lose them. But I don’t have a great track record of ever reviewing these, and the brevity of what I write is often missing the context necessary to remind me why it was so important to create such notes in the first place. When at home or in the office, I find it far easier to write things down on Post-It Notes (see above).


To try and neutralize the black holes, or to lubricate the machinery of my current workflow, I’m always on the hunt for new and improved tools.

Currently, I am trying out location-based reminders. These are ones where you’re tickled when arriving or leaving a specific area (defined by a geo-fence). Reminders (for iOS/OS X) are promising because of their flexibility and ability to be snoozed like alarms (useful for when I get somewhere but can’t immediately act upon it). RtM supports location-based reminders as well, but in a more-limited fashion.

I’ve also been disabling nearly all push notifications and reminders, to cut down on the blur of information flying across my iPhone. Instead, I’m using more passive notifications such as custom vibrations and badge counts, or finding way to limit who can fire the notifications. For example, my wife’s texts have a specific vibration tone (hey now), so I can prioritize her messages while ignoring the rest until later times.

I’m learning to better utilize task prioritization, which refers to the habit of ranking tasks 1-2-3, Critical-Major-Minor, etc. This helps with the paralyzation caused by a holy-massive to-do list that seemingly never shrinks. In RtM, I can mark tasks with Priority 1, 2, or 3, and these display color-coded for additional emphasis. I then create a Smart List that I’ll switch to, so I see just prioritized tasks and achieve some focus.

If you’ve got something in your arsenal that I’m not using, please be sure to share.

Some Closing Advice

These are the things that keep me alive, e.g. my mental tools.

  • Don’t be cheap.  Don’t be afraid to spend money, if it gives you bang for the buck. Sure, RtM costs $25/year, but it’s a no-brainer for me: my membership support product development, gets me access to both premium support and the latest betas, doubles my votes for new features, and allows unlimited sync to iOS. And although I am grandfathered into it, I would still pay for Google Apps for Work today.
  • Check email only 2-3 times a day. When you get into the office, when you leave, and maybe once in between. If people need you, they can find you (encourage them to always call — email often turns into an exercise of dumping off work, so control your time this way). Also, staying out of Gmail and/or Outlook cuts down on the tendency to always reply immediately. Some people will argue they need Outlook open so their meeting notifications pop up — I say add your Outlook calendar to your phone and let the iPhone alert you to what’s coming up.
  • Create focus out of chaos. I arranged my home screen to use must-have apps and no folders whatsoever; everything else goes into one folder. In iOS Spotlight, I removed everything but the app search, so it becomes a de-facto launcher. This combination allows me to disregard organizing applications beyond my home screen.
  • Inbox Armageddon is always an option. If you’re good at GTD, this is never a consideration. However, sometimes you just need to say “Fuck it” and archive everything. If anything is truly important, it will come back to you. This tactic works on anything with an inbox equivalent, not just email (“Google Reader Suicide”, “Instapaper Intervention”, etc.).
  • Never underestimate the “Pile System”. Besides my Post-It Note example above, use it with other objects. For example, I’ll put my keychain on the kitchen counter, then pile underneath keys everything for my errands (library books to be dropped off, parts to return to Lowes, etc.). I’ll also put my keys within my messenger bag, so I cannot possibly drive to work without also bringing along my computer.
  • Unsubscribe from email newsletters. Instead, follow accounts on Twitter. Better yet, don’t follow them on Twitter and instead add them to a Twitter list. For example, I have a news and politics Twitter list that contains information sources  like AP, New York Times, NPR, etc. which are exclusive to that list and not part of my main timeline. There’s rarely anything you get in email that you can’t also get on Twitter and in a far simpler to consume form (thanks 140 character limit!). Less email inbox clutter = greater chance of GTD there.
  • Minimize your other subscriptions.  Besides email digests, limit your consumption in other areas. In your podcast client, don’t subscribe to all new episodes, but just the most recent one. In Twitter, unfollow anyone that isn’t consistently interesting. If you don’t know that you’re missing something, you ultimately won’t ever.
  • Take advantage of the Apple Kool-Aid.  Although their hardware is expensive, you get what you pay for with the benefits of cross-platform unity. Between my MacBook Pro, my wife’s, our numerous iOS devices (including Apple TV), and iCloud, we reap many collective organizational benefits. You can do most (but not all) of the same on PC and/or Android platforms, but not without doing a bunch of the groundwork setup yourselves.
  • You don’t owe anyone anything.  Just because someone emailed you doesn’t mean you must respond except on your own terms. Just because someone followed you on Twitter doesn’t mean you must follow them back. Just because you are Facebook friends with a relative doesn’t mean you cannot block them. Setup the boundaries necessary for you to thrive on these platforms and personally succeed!

In Conclusion

If you’re still here, I salute you. Thanks for indulging me on a subject I’m quite passionate about. Hopefully what I shared inspires you to improve your own workflow’s efficiency, and that doing so reaps benefits elsewhere in your world. I’d love to hear your thoughts on the above.

Update 2015-02-13: I’ve created a Pinterest board of the iOS applications used to support my workflow. And they recently announced you can install the apps directly from Pinterest when viewing the board on your phone!  I guess this means I need to start working Pinterest into my workflow…. 🙂

#100HappyDays Day 100 ➝ the Why-I-Did-This Edition

The banner pic is my favorite picture of Micha and me, composed of all my other favorite pictures of Micha I pulled from everyone’s Facebook accounts (sorry ’bout that). She lives on through all of our memories, most of which involve middle fingers. Click here to download the big-ass file; to truly honor Micha, do it from your mobile phone which has a limited data plan.

About 100 days ago, a group of us survivors made a vow to participate in the 100HappyDays project.  We were drowning in shock and sorrow, and it seemed an engaging project to distract from the pain by instead focusing on happiness.  For me, it served two purposes: I needed a balm for my soul, and I wanted to get closer to the other participants who were Micha’s other besties.

For day 100, I will attempt to explain what made Micha so special.  Such a thing seems obvious when you met her in person, but there’s so much more to Micha than what you perceive.  So in essence, this is the eulogy I wish I had the strength to deliver at her funeral.  It’s the hardest post I’ve written in awhile. Be warned, it’s a mix of the dark humor and honesty that permeated our friendship.

Micha came from a broken home.  By the time I knew her well, she was already living alone while her family remained scattered around the Metroplex.  When we met, I had just moved to Southlake from Dallas, where my junior high years were an emotional apocalypse that resulted in high amounts of mental baggage, while my brother was away at college, leaving me alone with my parents.  So it made sense that two separate souls like us bonded so quickly.  It’s the simplest explanation of why two random people decided to be brother and sister (the more-complicated one is here).

Micha was career-oriented in all aspects of life, one of her best traits.  She showed those traits in high school activities, so they must have been part of her DNA.  Later as an adult, she cared both about her job and the company she worked for, a combination I’ve never achieved at the same time.  But she inspired me to do both, especially during the short time we worked together at Dell.  I saw her advance via promotions and take on greater responsibilities which made her stand out, even in a company that large, and each time I thought, “I can do the same!” — and believed it.  She was confident, critical, visionary, engaging, judging, and the person I always wanted to be.

We were the same age, yet she was the older, wiser soul I always looked up to.  And when I hit lulls in life, Micha was always the best at helping me talk it out.  She less gave me answers vs. letting me figure it out on my own, and her responses were typically unvarnished.  Now that she’s gone, I don’t really have anyone like that in my life, and I’ve backslid into internalizing things once again.  Don’t get me wrong, I have other best friends the same age, but none of them have the same experiences I shared with Micha.  And outside of my family, no one has known me as long as Micha did (twenty-four years).  I struggled with the decision to remove her from my iPhone favorites, which I did eventually because it hurt too much to see her name & face everyday following the funeral.

Interestingly enough, our relationship had several identifiable quantum leaps over the years.  The first was on the last day of high day of our high school senior year.  I bore witness to her evisceration of my ex-girlfriend live on stage, as the two participated in a Lincoln/Douglas-style debate as the final examination of debate class which Micha made sure to win by all means necessary.  It was her means to extract punishment against the woman who had broken her big brother’s heart.  Not many people would step up to bat like that, and Micha was always as protective of me and her clan for the remainder of her life.

That same day, we also made an explicit decision to keep in touch.  Such decisions were a big deal in the dark age before email and texts — long distance calls cost major money, and your options were to either pick up the phone or write letters.  We were cheap and chose the latter.  During that post-graduation summer, I remained back in Southlake, working a summer job and preparing for school that fall.  Micha had left immediately for Lubbock to attend summer school at Texas Tech, a combination of determination and restlessness taking her out west.  I’ve kept all of her letters (she told me she did the same), which I can’t read without gesturing theatrically, embodying Micha as if she was speaking them aloud herself.

Micha Correspondence
It’s a good thing I have large enough feet that a leftover shoebox was big enough to hold all of these postcards, letter, and photos that Micha sent over the years.

We exchanged visits between Denton and Lubbock until her graduation, when she and Jay relocated to Austin/Round Rock and we reoriented the commute from west/east to south/north.  After a traumatic breakup with my college sweetheart, where I was thankfully shaken out of my comfort zone and prompted to finally leave school, I had the grand vision to move to Austin myself & eventually moved in the summer of 2000.

My relocation resulted in the next of our relationship’s quantum leaps.  Both young and kidless, I spent tons of time with Micha and Jay, just us and the dogs Six and Bus.  On weekends when Jay was checking off the miles with his bicycle, Micha and I would hang out on Saturdays, adventuring around Austin, whiling away at gardening, sucking up pancakes at Kerby Lane, playing drunk racquetball, and burning down the house.  It was such a weekly habit that years later, we’d still call each other early on the occasional Saturday because such mornings weren’t truly Saturdays without a few minutes together.

During my stint in Austin, Micha had just gotten her job at Dell, and the company still had the street cred of a hot startup.  I tried hard to get a job there myself, but no one would hire a fresh college graduate with no experience and a fine arts degree.  The universe displayed a great sense of irony years later, when after working at Perot Systems in Plano, TX, that company itself was bought by Dell in 2009 for $3.9 billion.  The day the acquisition was announced, I called Micha at her desk & bragged about how Dell wanted me so bad they paid through the nose for me!  To this day, I still carry around this warped sense of inflated self-awareness.

Unfortunately, a crappy job market pushed me out of Austin in 2001, and I relocated to Dallas, TX for several years.  Of course Micha and I kept in touch, but over the course of 13 years she encountered new friends that filled her life more than I could hundreds of miles away.  These friends, some of whom I hadn’t really known well until Micha’s last days, are truly amazing — each is liking looking at a mirror,  perfect reflections of Micha’s soul and spirit.  Each of you — Alex, Jennifer, Jig, Nelwyn, Vaden, Jig, Charles, Laura, and more — were so lucky to be in Micha’s close orbit.  You may not know I was incredibly jealous of your access to her, not because I thought it challenged my own relationship with Micha but because I missed being able to see Micha as often as you did.

Micha Report Card
Micha’s dominant character trait was judgement, as evidenced by her report card regarding our friendship.

Micha and I kept few secrets from one another.  We often shared intimate thoughts less because of getting things off our chests vs. we just had to tell one another because of some secret brother/sister code.  The one secret I never told her: I had feared the worst since that fateful Thursday she called with news of her diagnosis.  This is because I come from a family where the worst can and does happen, despite the odds.  I give her credit for always being honest with how she felt during her cancer treatment.  It’s one thing to put on a brave face, it’s another thing to respect those you love by being both honest and hopeful.  If something like cancer ever happens to me, I hope to approach it with the same defiance and zest.  It always seemed more like a speed bump to Micha’s life than a hinderance.

Our relationship always had that sense of foreshadowing.  We found ourselves together during major moments of global tragedy: once driving around town the night Princess Diana died, another time packing away Julie’s house while north Texas was littered with space shuttle Columbia debris.  I’m sure if we were alive then, we’d find a way to be present at Dealey Plaza at the same time.  Yet we were also together during some more-intimate yet tragic moments.  Shortly after graduation, our high school classmate Jason passed away, as the first of our class to meet such an end.  I’d listen to her tell me stories about Jay and Ted shortly after Jay’s father passed away.  We regularly discussed her mother Julie’s slow decline.  I felt like I was there for all of it, even if I was hundreds of miles away.  We’d commonly cold-call (later text) each other just to say, “DIE!”, then hang up.  We played the good twin/evil twin model daily, slipping back and forth between the two roles (although let’s admit that Micha is always the evil one).

For awhile, as our families grew and it became harder to escape on the weekends, we settled into a pattern of seeing each other only once a year.  One time, I looked up remaining life expectancy, did some math, and told Micha that we only had 40 more times to see one another before we died.  Then my Dallas company was bought by Dell, and I found myself traveling to Round Rock every week for a year.  I told Micha that these weekly visits counted against the 40 figure.  “DAMN IT!” she said while shaking balled fists at the gods.  Micha would get a little bit of revenge against me soon enough.

I learned about Micha’s cancer the day of her diagnosis.  She called me and said, “You know how you’re always telling me to die?  Well, you might get your wish.”  Point, Micha.  Although shaken by the news, I had the gumption to immediately reply that she’d beat this, if only long enough for me to do the deed myself.  Above all, my goal was always to destroy Micha before Reagan had the chance.

Our decades-long joke (besides clown-related humor) was, “the good really do die young — holy shit, we’re going to live FOREVER!”  In this case, not just the good but the best died way too early.  Did I mention foreshadowing?  As I type, I still smile about the fact our friendship allowed us to be that way to one another.  Yes, it’s stupid, but the ability to be an adult and stupid/silly was one of the best things about being Micha’s friend — otherwise, life’s too short to walk around with sticks up your ass.

Micha’s funeral was only the few I’d ever attended.  I’d done a good job up to that point of avoiding them.  The first was for our mutual friend George’s father.  We were so young at the time, it was hard to register what was truly happening (after all, us kids were going to live forever, right?).  The second funeral was for Archie, Micha’s father.  I remember being tardy, because I had gotten lost on the way to its location east Dallas.  I went up to Micha after the ceremony and apologized for being late.  “No big deal, Matt. It’s only MY FATHER!” she said with equal measure love and sarcasm.  When I was driving down to Round Rock last June for Micha’s own funeral, that day’s silliness played over and over in my head.  BTW, I was almost late for Micha’s funeral as well.

Micha Inscription
Words do have the power to change lives, as does a fear of no afterlife.

Besides her friendship, the greatest thing Micha ever gave me was a student bible.  Years ago, I had no relationship with God and was a very outspoken atheist.  While I was comfortable with this, it always bothered Micha but she never explained why.  I found out the reason when she gave me that bible.  Inscribed on the inside are words that make me cry every time I read them: “Heaven would be a lonely place without you.”  Less than a week later, I met my wife Jenn and my life changed forever for the better.  I believe in God now as a result of those two women, having two children, and more so after losing Micha.  It has to exist, and Micha has to be there — I will accept no other answer.  When I was writing this paragraph, the following verse serendipitously appeared in my Twitter timeline and seems quite apt:

Anyone who is among the living has hope — even a live dog is better off than a dead lion!

— Ecclesiastes 9:4

Now 100HappyDays has come to an end.  I’m a few days late on this final edition, because this has been the hardest blog post for me to ever write.  On day 100, am I happy?  Very much yes — my career has taken off in the past three months, my wife is healthy, my toddler girl is exploding in the good ways, and my son started kindergarten.

Am I sad? Undoubtedly so.  The pain of Micha’s loss is still sharp, and I find myself crying unexpectedly when my busy mind calms down enough to wander towards memories of her.  I apologize to my Austin friends for not keeping in better touch — for example, I haven’t spoken with Jay or the kids because I’m hesitant to talk about my grief.  I know I shouldn’t be, but just bear with me while I get my shit together.  Time does heal all wounds, even if it’s not enough for my tastes (after all, I’m an American. I want it here and I want it now).  I promise I’ll talk to y’all soon.

I’ll end with something said 20 years ago.  In one of Micha’s missives from Lubbock, she composed quite a bittersweet letter.  It ended with the following:

There is one other thing I would like to say to you, Matt.  Because life is so short and one never knows when it is going to end I want to tell you what a wonderful person and friend you are.  It takes a special person to put up with me and you do it freely (well usually).

I love you,



I love you, too, Micha.  I’ll see you someday soon enough.

The World I Spent Eight Years Creating, Part 2: Iscar and the Far Reaches

Iscar and the Far Reaches

I remember how it started.

Bored during Mrs. Beckman’s 5th grade class, losing interest in her lecture, I started to doodle on spare sheets of loose-leaf notebook paper.

It started with an island. But it was not just any island, mind you. It was one whose outer composition was that of a coral ring, whose inner space had been filled like a salad bowl with fertile soils deposited by long-dried-up river.

Inspired by embellishments J.R.R. Tolkien used on his Middle Earth maps, especially the one found in “The Fellowship of the Ring”, I drew concentric, wavy outlines around that island. These would represent the lapping shorelines that for eons had tried to destroy this mythical outcrop, to no avail.

A lone city rose on the island and would become known as Iscan, the capital of the ancient Iscar Empire, my world’s closest analogy to the late Roman Empire administratively divided between Rome & Constantinople. Iscan was itself parceled into cardinal regions (North, South, West), with the coral island itself becoming Central Iscar. It was quite a formidable location for the capital, its impenetrable coral borders having repelled many a foreign invader. Although the outer fringes of the empire waxed and waned (perhaps that what accounts for East Iscar being missing), Central Iscar remained stout.

After drawing Iscar, I kept going with inspirations from real-life. One prominent example was the neighboring island country of Vancover. Just one letter off from the British Columbian city, in my mind it was differentiated by being pronounced “Van-cahver”.

Another example was the Salty Sea, an homage to our planet’s Dead Sea. It also played off the Dead Sea’s proximity to the Fertile Crescent, as this sheet of paper was the start of my world, much like ancient Mesopotamia gave birth to many earthly civilizations.

And the isthmus connecting the inner & outer regions of Iscar was totally copied from Panama.

In general, Iscar and its neighbors represented the wholesome, peaceful part of the planet. As you journeyed further north and east, the landscape would become more treacherous. I find it fascinating how in fantasy worlds, there is such polarity between good and evil…realms of light vs. darkness, while in our world things you find that things are typically a shade of gray.

Returning east, we find Lake Iscan, a great inner sea like the Caspian, with one amazing unique feature. The distant volcano Zueveus has been erupting forever since man can remember, gouging the plains with great trenches of lava that flow like a fiery river. As those chunks of molten earth reach Lake Iscan, they cool into large floating islands that lazily drift across the water, a constant thorn in the side of the lake’s mariners. If you look closely, you’ll see an easter egg: one of the islands is shaped like a tiny Texas.

A similar freak of climate affected the boringly-titled Desert of Doom: a never-ending sandstorm that scoured the trees and mountains of the West Iscan realm until it was shaved down into a sterile waste. Where did the storms power and authority come from? I don’t know — it apparently didn’t concern me in the 5th grade. I do recall it being inspired by Jupiter’s great red spot. But as an adult, if I had to make something up, I suspect this sandstorm is a curse the Iscan people by a conquered nation pushing back upon the aggressive empire’s western expansion. Few of the civilized people have travelled beyond that atmospheric maelstrom.

I especially dig the topography I was able to bake into the drawing. For example, on the east side of Vancover, where the mountains gently slope towards the Doran River. Or along the shores of the Sandy Sea, as the trees shift from deciduous to coniferous.

One feature that I never developed a story for was the Tomb of the Gods, which appears as a giant crystal in South Iscar. Tucked into probably-impassable mountains, what did it contain? What did it mean? Did it infer a “chosen people” status on the Iscar Empire? Was it a cursed place that bespoke of doom to any/all visitors? Did anyone even know it existed? And what are the visual implications of a crystal as big as a metropolis?

Those are the stories I remember, and it was just for this one sheet of notebook paper. And I haven’t even enumerated all of the other interesting geographic features & cities. Perhaps this inspires you to imagine some history of your own. If so, let me know!

The D300 Log

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

I was behind the Bruce front desk, with my back to the Bowling Alley and my nose buried in the building’s maintenance log. I finished up my work for the evening and closed the log. Turning around, I was taken aback by the steady stream of people walking left past the desk and up the front stairwell. I checked the time. Because it was late enough in the evening that no programs should be in progress, I walked outside to check out the scene.

Stepping into the front stairwell, I looked up and saw these people were walking up to the second floor.

I stepped out of the stairwell onto the D300 wing. The line of people stretched as far as I could see. I asked the nearest person, “What’s going on up here?” His response was to look at me and snicker at some joke I wasn’t yet privy to.

I eventually traced it to the community bath located at the center of the hallway.

At the door of the bath was Aaron, the D300 RA. In his hand was a can full of change. He was charging admission for people to enter the bathroom.

The residents at the front of the line recognized me as the Assistant Hall Director and began to get nervous, like kids whose dads have shown up to shutdown their delinquent behavior.

“Alright, what’s going on, Aaron?”

He waved the can in front of me, jingling the change in a clear communication that I was also expected to pay admission. He smiled sheepishly and said with his voice rising, “Umm, 10 cents?”

I glanced at him without saying a word. Then I stepped past him into the bathroom.

Bruce Hall community baths were ancient yet simple in design. In the center of the room were two sinks, flanked on the right by five shower stalls and on the left by an equal number of toilets. Whenver I stepped foot in there, I always recalculated the amount of my life wasted in that room when I was the D300 RA myself. I even thought about my favorite graffiti, which was written in Stall #2. Scrawled low on the left stall wall and written partially upside-down, you would have to sit on the pot, lean over as far as you could, then crank your head to read the simple words, “You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle.”

The bath was empty except for one person standing up in the far left toilet stall. The stall door was open, but the man standing in there wasn’t going #1. Instead, he was giggling. He popped out of the stall, and whatever smile he had disappered when he came face-to-face with me, his AHD. I told him not to worry, that I was just checking things out. He smiled and giggled, then slinked out of the room.

I entered the last stall and saw before me the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen.

Its circumference compared favorably to my upper arm. It stuck up out of the water, even to the edge of the toilet seat. Measuring its total length was problematic, since the other end snaked to some unknown distance down the hole, like a ghost shit that tore open the fabric of space/time.

Seriously, you should have seen this fucker! It still haunts my dreams.

Whoever did this must have turned themselves inside out, like “Screamers”. There should have been a trail of blood leading somewhere, but no clues were found. Analysis of the most-recent cafeteria menu was discussed amongst the crowd, but no one could correlate anything served with the end product before us. The next several days were spent keeping an eye on the Bruce Hall population, to see if any strange hospital admissions or obituaries were sighted.

The money that Aaron collected, he spent on a pizza party for his guys, the consumption of which probably contributed to Son of D300 Log at some point 36-72 hours later.

The Entrepreneurial Spirit

When I was a kid, I had amazing ideas. Earth-changing ideas! Then my entrepreneurial spirit was crushed not once, but three times.

For the most part, I hated being a kid. I was always eager to be older, although I cannot recall why. Much of it had to do with how I feel most of the time today: that I was wasting valuable time, and that I had to get on with life.

My first idea was to complete all my lifetime’s sleep at once. Basically, I would just sleep 24 hours a day until my early 20s. Then after I awoke (and showered profusely), I would be awake all day and night for the rest of my life, fully able to take advantage of my young adulthood. Of course, I failed to factor in the years of education I needed to be an adult, plus the physical and emotional development I missed out upon. Did I mention I was a kid when I thought of this plan?

As I got older, I started to become aware of the great engineering feat that was my hometown of Dallas. I learned that there were vast networks of utilities that took our waste then returned it to us in the form of clean, treated potable water. And we were going through a ton of effort to clean that water, just to use it to flush our toilets. Why use clean water, I thought, when we could use sea water instead? We wouldn’t need to clean it for drinking purposes — it would just be used to flush toilets. And its salinity might help clean the surfaces as well, just like when you flush your sinuses. My brother was the one who clarified the cost savings for using less fresh water would be offset by the cost of eleventy-billion miles of pipes requiring installation from scratch country-wide.

With my brackish dreams dashed, I turned to problems of physics instead. Pooping during the winter was a tense process, thanks to the frigid toilet seat. I had this inspiration: what if toilets were filled with warm water instead of cold? That way, during that cold dark season, the warm water would heat the toilet and (by relation) its seat. You’d never have to sit on a cold toilet seat again! My dad’s response, “Then your piss would stink!”

Crushed, I tell you!

Photo Credit: Design You Trust