Farting is a survival mechanism. Farting is actually an everyday hero.
Mary’s quote about farting reminds me of my childhood confrontation with a Jehovah’s Witness, a scrum of biblical proportions. Check it out here.
Back in college, there was the following standing bet:
Go to any Subway, ask for a foot-long spicy Italian with extra mayo, and do not crack up laughing.
To this day, I don’t believe anyone has been successful at this.
Photo credit: Tasting Note
Playing around with the local copy of my Twitter archive. Testing the proposed WordPress importer plugin and manually scouring my stream for gems, which I am posting using the hastag #TwitterArchive.
As a bookend to my first 2012 race, I can now confirm my last event for the year.
Last night, I received email confirmation for my entry into the New Year’s Double in Allen, TX. And not a moment to spare for 2012: I’ll be running the half on 12/31. Then the next morning, I’ll repeat by running another half on 1/2.
Although I’ve oft told myself I wouldn’t run another marathon again until my 40s, I’ve found a loophole. I’m very good about finding loopholes.
I’m registered for the Dallas White Rock ‘n Roll 5 Miler, my first race for 2012.
I’m not looking to bust out a PR. Instead, I’m going to run with my friend Tom.