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04 April 2008

Goat Wars

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories
X-Ray the Goat

I forget their names, but back in the day we had some amazing next-door neighbors when we lived in Southlake. The husband was pure Texan, tall, handsome, well-mustached and born…

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23 March 2008

Spring Cleaning

Posted by Matthew McGarity

Jenn and I spent most of the morning digging up our backyard, attempting to get it ready as McKinney’s number one bird attraction. Now that the soil is turned…

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09 March 2008

"Wanna Go Schwimmin'?!"

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories, Pets

Everything was hazy. “Matthew,” called a muffled voice, “time to wake up.” My surroundings, although fuzzy, would come into slow, painstaking focus as the voice gently called to me. “Matthew,…

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17 February 2008

I Was Sold

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Micha
TiVo Series 3

I drove into Round Rock for a regular visit with Micha. One of the first things I noticed in her living room was a shiny new electronic component prominently displayed…

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19 January 2008

"Why Aren't You Watchin' the Game, Boy?"

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories

As I hit the outskirts of Shreveport, screaming down westbound I-20, it suddenly dawned on me that the national championship game was being played at that moment. In fact, it…

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18 December 2007

The Radio That Ruined Christmas

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories

The day before Christmas is a big day in my family. It’s usually the one day where the entire family is in one place, and there was one year…

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