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13 January 2006

November and December

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories, Pets
Honking Goose

Over the weekend, I attended a birthday party for Arro, my friend Reece’s oldest son. Although the celebration had a Harry Potter theme and every child was given a…

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04 January 2006

You Never Forget Your First Time

Posted by Matthew McGarity

When I was younger, my family visited southern California for my uncle’s wedding. Nicely enough, the weekend of his nuptials coincided with that year’s Tournament of Roses. So…

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29 November 2005

Adventures in Food Service

Posted by Matthew McGarity
Spinner's Pizza

My first ever job was at our local Spinner’s Pizza, a now-defunct chain of Dallas-area takeout pizzerias whose most-advertised special was the “Twin Spin.” I can remember their selling…

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28 November 2005

Kitty Bile

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Dad
Cat Throwing Up

Back in the 1980s, our family was quite the shit — we were the first on our block to own a VCR, which we connected to our big-screen Curtis-Mathis. We supplemented…

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31 October 2005

Somnambulism and Somniloquy and Randomness, Oh My!

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Mom

This morning, before heading out to the airport, I woke my wife up with a kiss and told Jenn that I loved her. Soon enough, she was giggling about something…

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15 October 2005

Dad 1, God Zero

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Dad
Jehovah's Witness Knocking

For most of my elementary school years, I had to take the music class taught by Mrs. O’Neil. In a class with the same teacher year-after-year, I’m not…

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