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18 December 2007

The Radio That Ruined Christmas

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories

The day before Christmas is a big day in my family. It’s usually the one day where the entire family is in one place, and there was one year…

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10 July 2007

Spicy? Or Mild?

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories

Most every day, I bumped into Jim and would ask if he was up for lunch. Most every day, he said yes. And most every day, when I asked him…

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14 June 2007

Birthday Suit

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories
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One Thursday evening, I brought my then-love interest Amy home to dine with my parents in Southlake. Because they were early-rising farm folk, my mom and dad both went to…

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06 May 2007

Enter The Spamboy

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories

Years ago, I had gone off to school at a college within half-an-hour of my hometown. This allowed me to visit my parents often enough to use their washer and…

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21 January 2007

Nipple Ring

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories

A couple of years into college, I got a big itch that I just couldn’t scratch — I desperately wanted to travel and see the world. It seemed that everyone…

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20 August 2006

Election Night

Posted by Matthew McGarity in Stories, Micha

On November 7, 2000, Election Day, I was at work when my cell phone rang. It was my father calling to see if I had plans to attend George W.…

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